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ok here goes:
This post its like a testimony. Not of Gawd cos it will not b right. Imagine God supply all my needs so that i can get high??? I think its more of the devil and how he want me to "drag" to death. Let me sae the testimonial in a satanic Cell Group style.
(after singing Satanic Praise Song)
CGL: Ok ! I would like to open tis time up for testimony.
Everybdy: WOOOOOOOOOOhhhhh !!! *clap* *clap*
CGL: If the devil has touched u in a special way, be it Rape, theft, New addiction or even murder, i would like you to share with us cos we got nothing better to do. Count of 1,2 and 3, pls put ur hands up.
CGL: Ok 1, 2, 3.....
Me: *HANDS UP IN THE AIR* ME !! ME !!!! PICK ME !!!!
Everybdy: WOoooooooooooohhhh !!! dsapoiewqmnb!! ( praise devil) !! *clap* *clap*
Me: ok, this testimony is about how the devil and his minions tried to kill me bit my bit. It was after sch and i was about to go home. I had only 2 sticks of ciggie. 2 STICKS !! I knew tat is not enough for me for later so i asked my friend for 1 stick. She only have 1 stick with her so she has no choice but to turn dwn my request. :(
Everybdy: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww !!!
Me: So feeling ALOT tired and alil sad, i left the MLC with my 2 measly stick of ciggie. while walking out, i decided to make a detour to the S.E.E.D Centre. Boy was i glad that i was there. Maggie was in there and when she saw me, she said " Hey wait ar, i wan to give u $10" !!!!!
Everybdy: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!!! *clap* *clap*
Me: wtfbbqlol !! Inside i was So happy, outside i was also happy. !!! It was like so unexpected !!
hahahaha !! THe $10 is for the last valentine day when i help her out for the nestle company selling fugly roses. So now i got the $$ to buy a box of ciggie!! That prove that the devil want u to die !!!
Everybody: gfds! (so be it )
Me: MWHA HAHA AHAH !! SO i bought the strawberry flavour DJ Mix. Smells good but got this after taste that stick in your mouth. THe aroma hits u onces u open the box. Its a little fag to smoke from a pink box.
Everybdy: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !! *clap* *clap* dsapoiewqmnb!! (praise devil)
Me ! Yeah !! hahahaah
*if u happen to get offended by this post, thats ur own problem! and i will not held responsible for anything. ANYTHING!!! I SAID IT JUZ NOW !! SO STOP THAT BITCHING U BITCHING NEGATIVE NANCY !!
