Thursday, July 20, 2006
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Wenesday:

Woke up at 2pm, meet up with my friend and we made our way down to Far East to get my hairdo.

After 45mins,

I'm Loving my New Hair.
Its so WOW! LovE IT !!
Its $45, pricy! but LOVe IT!

Went to meet my other friend after my cut for my Magic slimming pills!


My magic pills!

Take the Blue 1 Onces every morning,
and
2 Brown after dinner and lunch.


Total cost : $48!*


* for 2 weeks




So much cheaper then Xando! Its $179 Btw.
My friend ate it for a week and she drop 2 kg!!!

After that, we deicided to go to tiong bahru plaza for dinner, and since its the last day before my diet, i decided go for a "All-You-can-Eat" ah-la-carte Buffet!

Wanted to go to sakae but it did not hav buffet there and its a long long line.

So we went for the a Mini SteamBoat Buffet dinner at "RajaInn"

its $19.90 NETT!! No plus plus plus !

Free flow of Drinks, Lemon Tea/Lemon Juice. If u mixed them both, it taste better.

Choice of soup includes Tom Yam, Fish and Chicken.
And Everybody gets one Mini Steamboat of their own.

It comes with ur ususal steamboat stuff and also stir fry dishes and Dessert!
the best part, ITS ALL YOU CAN EAT!!! SWEET SWEET SWEEEEEEET!!



TaoGay + Samba KangKong+Shabu Shabu Beef! Stir Fry Pepper Prawns + deep fried Chicken Wings+ Shrimp&bacon Roll+BBq Fish+Golden Mushroom+shitake mushroom+Curry powder Fried Rice!!!! and MORE MORE !!
Hummmmmmmmmmmmmm!

The portion are small so u need to other quite alot at one shot.




After all that, its time for desert!





CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM + CHOCOLATE FONDUE!!!!!!!!!!!

I MUST BE IN HEAVEN!!!!!!!!

ITS ALL FREEEEEEEFLOW !






But we both are too full to finish the Fondue! its NICE! BitterSWeet Chocolate. It not too sweet! and the ice cream, its to DIE for! YUM!!

I should have gone to the loo and vomit some out juz so that i have some room in my tummy for desert! dang!

Total Bill came too $39.80 for 2 peep.

Cheap!! Thats $19.90 Each!

Worth Every penny. By far the best al-la-cart buffet i've been too.

Here is a pic of me!







I look like butch who dess like a punk who happen to born with gonazs, instead of a Cunt, and so happen to be Fat and cute and handsome and charming!!! but still FAT, and has a adam's apple.


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Tuesday, July 18, 2006
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Hello.

ok Photo Diary Time!

Photo Diary #190706

I went shopping today! cos its PAYDAY!!!

Went to farEast todae but bought oni a polo tee from 77th Street!





This is the polo tee i bought.Green polo with Blue and yellow stripes with a black collar and 3 buttons. There!

NICE !



77th house's Brand Polo Tee : $34












After shopping at Far East, We went to the adidas boutique at Orchard Tower ?? Is the one where ChinaBlack currently at or rather Was at, cos it was closed down.

Saw that wicked yellow smiley shoe! $179 i tink. And the Cosmo Theme Strap shoe. NICE!!! Both so Wicked but Pricy. $179. Nope, i did not buy any of them.

After walking around the tower, my friend left for home as she wanted to SHIT! hahahaha ! I wanted to go home but since i'm already out in orchard, i decided to pay a visit to my new found friend. Zara!

Went into Zara and started shopping. bought a Green Low neck Strip tee and a Brown Belt.

After Buying that, i made my way down to Plaza Singapura. And bought my self a cheap cheap cardigan from I.P . Its a New store ! Their concept is very similar to S&K! and its CHEAP~!











Zara Tee : $35
Zara Belt: $59.90
I.P Cardigan :$25
Levis Jeans: model's Own











After that, i went to cityhall to get some shoes. Bought it at Famous brand.
Van's!


Thats my New shoe right there!









Vans Shoe : $119.90
















After Slaving for Hasbro for so many days, the Rewards is certainly Sweet !!
I was Happy with the Shopping i did todae.
Kinda regret it ...... urrrgh!!

hahaha! tomolo i'm gonna cut my hair at Far East's Its Hairy!.
The place looks Funky so i'm gonna give it a shot!
I wan somting Short. No moe Fringe!

and After That, gonna go for a doc appointment to discuss weight Management!
No kiddin.
Getting Magic Pills to make me Slim.
Mwhahahahah!
Prepare for the new me!



that's all. BYE!


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Monday, July 17, 2006
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barely have the strength to open my eyes now but wil still blog aniway.
Revamp my blog. been looking for a blog skin that has that very long full page scroll, not those small lil box type....

but screw up the blog somehow. the Archives are missing so are the links... DANG!

Aniway.

Photo Dairy entry 180706:


Me before heading out! I look good!

Went to little India to get my eyebrows Thread. Its was not painful. Pain Scale is 4/10! my poor friend was in tears. She said it was sooooooooo painful. This is the after photo. So much neater.! thou its pricy at $8 per go. This pic is taken in the mirror. How metro am I!


Camera Whore! Whore whore whore!


We went to a Nearby Indian coffeeshop to have our lunch

THis is the Dosai we had. $2 per plate. Cheap! and GOOD! 3.5/5!

We had to call the waiter back about 5 times juz to order cos evrytime cos everytime i say finish a item, he walks off. Whad a mutherfacker. If only i could chain him to the table.


This is the Rice set we ordered. $5.50 per plate. I believe its Vegetarian. Came with 3 sides and 5 sauce. Its Nice but i cant figure out whats the red stuff is. Some Mystery Vegetable. The girls said the curry was spicy and was screaming for water. girls! ha! *ego Boosted* I say the curry aint spicy at all.


This is by far one of the nastiest drink i ever sip. Its ButterMilk. U noe when u vomit on a empty stomache, u will vomit out ur gastric juices, and you have the sourish taste in your mouth ...Well, its taste sumting like that. I tink some Guy Guy vomited out his gastric juice and a some cow went and drink it. Ta Dah! ButterMilk!


My friend has a Swing in her house and i'm swing swinging away.



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Friday, July 14, 2006
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today was ...erm okie i guess
Met the hamsam gang juz now for our usuals.
Which was Talk and smoke and talk and smoke and drink fizzy drinks and eat crips ( england slang for potatoe chips).
Talk bout religion and some sex and the latest gossip and sex and about games and sex and the latest songs and sex.
HAHA!

Came home around 2am. Went to Practise my singing .. hahah been listening to jay chou. he is awesome man. mastered 4 of his songs already. yay!

Today some complete stranger goes by the name of Joanlek e-mail me sumting.
How i noe her name? cos its in the email add.

She gave me this Url in the e-mail. asking me to go see it.

Its a Parody of the NUS Advertisment.
The one where tis ang moh recieve tis letter from NUS.

Here is the URL:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEHvbHLLgEI


Well, its funny cos they replace the NUS letter with one that is from ITE.
ok.

ok its not that Funny. I understand the joke thou which is that NUS is way better than ITE and she is recieving a letter from ITE and she is so Happy bout it.

Funny?

here is one comment left by Miss JoanLek about the NUS parody.

" muhahaha this is so realli furni! I hope the dumb ITE students wont get too mad - that is if they understand of course! im fwding this to my friends! kudos "


Here is a forum about the video on Singalore.com

here is the url :
http://singalore.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=34

Here is another comment by her from the forum.

"haha i hope those dumb ite students wont be too upset. any new videos?"

interesting!

I'm curious to noe who is she and how she get my email from? Is she out to piss me off?
Well, its not wrking!

But they are some people who left a comment of the video which i tink, are pretty good!

"Guys, wtf? Typical snobs. u think that just because u have a bloddy piece of paper with some a's and stars on it from a prestigious institution gaurantees you a well paying job? Lemme tell ye something, even if you held a bloddy degree from bleeding Oxford, it'd still be harder fer yer ta get a fricken job than the ITE grads!

And.... it takes them 2 years to complete their course of study after secondary school. Then they work a couple of years, get promoted and earn 5-6k a month. It takes snobs maybe 7 to 10 years to finish their studies after which they TRY to get maybe a 2k/mth paying job. How do I know? Bloddy 'ell, I'm one of 'em"

I rest my case.

time now is 7am and i haven slpt since last night 6pm ! OMGOSH! kk gtg! Bye!!


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Monday, July 03, 2006
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**ANSWER TO THE BIBLE PUZZLE BELOW**
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"I once made a remark about the hidden books of the Bible. It was a lulu, kept people looking so hard for facts and for other it was a revelation. Some were in a jam, especially since the names of the books were not capitalized, but the truth finally struck home to numbers of readers. To others, it was a real job. We want it to be a most fascinating few moments for you. YES, THERE WILL BE SOME REALLY EASY ONES TO SPOT. Others may require judges to help them. I will quickly admit it usually takes a minister to find one of them, and there will be loud lamentations when it is found. One little lady says she brews a cup of tea, so she can concentrate better. See how well you can compete. Relax now for there are really sixteen names of books of the Bible in this story."


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Came across tis while i was blog hopping.

"I once made a remark about the hidden books of the Bible. It was a lulu, kept people looking so hard for facts and for other it was a revelation. Some were in a jam, especially since the names of the books were not capitalized, but the truth finally struck home to numbers of readers. To others, it was a real job. We want it to be a most fascinating few moments for you. YES, THERE WILL BE SOME REALLY EASY ONES TO SPOT. Others may require judges to help them. I will quickly admit it usually takes a minister to find one of them, and there will be loud lamentations when it is found. One little lady says she brews a cup of tea, so she can concentrate better. See how well you can compete. Relax now for there are really sixteen names of books of the Bible in this story."

See if u can realli find the 16 names of the bible in this passage .... its not ez i must say. Got stump over it but manage to find most of them ... :) ! Have fun.

Watch Grey's Anatomy and Scrubs juz now. Hilarious ! 2 of the possible best Medical shows on teevee back2Back. haha. haha I love medical shows. Except Trama ER on Discovery Channel. Used to have it few years back, dunno if they still run them now thou. Viewer discretion is Strongly advise. Is So Gross!!. There tis one time a lady came in with a needle in her Knee! She was sowing when she was kneeling down when one of the needle went into her knee cap. Grossss! Saw them operating on her. Opening up her knee and all. Ewwwe Ewwe Ewwe !

On another note. I've stop smoking for 5 days ! but started back todae. eh! Did not feel the Withdrawing systoms or anything. Juz that i was pretty cranky and my eyes was itchy and was somehow sleepy. It was a bitch thou. Felt pretty Good. haha but decided to juz smoke la. I miss My Madison very much.

i seriously need to go on a diet and stop my Food addiction. Eating Twice amount of food per meal time. A single order of food/ meal is not enough for me. I need Double! Been feeling FAT ( yah right! as IF ! ) lately. I swear my Sexy Belly looks more pregnanted then before. fcuk!

Somebody Call Dr Woffles and book a Liposuction for me
Somebody Call Dr. Adkins for his Diet plan
SomeBody Call KFC and ask them to Shut all their Outlet Down! Pronto! Its theri orgasmic chicken that is making me looking like a fat cow.
Somebody Call the Fat Fairy So that i get some Moolahs for every kg i shed. Shall put then fats under ma pillow
Somebody Call the Oprah Show so that i share my Food addiction problem with the world. hahhaha. Was watching her todae. Rerun of the Hidden Secret life bout the shoftlifting&Gambling habits.
SOmebody Call Ellen Degenerous and tell her that her jokes on her show are not funny!
SOmebody call Starmovie and ask them to re run Legally Blonde 2 cause i missed it last Sundae.Was Fark Ass Tired.They run the show only onces this Month! Wad and OUTRAGE!!
SOmebody Call Shanghai Tang to buy that Brown Vest Jacket! US$600+++. They apprently do up to XXL! Praise the lord. So hard to find designers clothes for fatties like yours truly. Shops like Top Man do jeans up till 36! At least Zara has it up to XXL !!


Ok i'm tired now.

bye !


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Sunday, July 02, 2006
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This is the result of a personality test i took on SimilarMinds.com
Pretty True i must say
The 1 about the Peterpan Complex hit the bull's in the D*cK!
hahaha

Go try it. ! Take the 126Qs cos its like more accurate ??? i dunno but i did it aniway.


Extraversion

53%
Stability

50%
Orderliness

30%
Accommodation

70%
Interdependence

50%
Intellectual

50%
Mystical

30%
Artistic

76%
Religious

50%
Hedonism

90%
Materialism

90%
Narcissism

43%
Adventurousness

50%
Work ethic

63%
Self absorbed

56%
Conflict seeking

30%
Need to dominate

63%
Romantic

43%
Avoidant

43%
Anti-authority

23%
Wealth

50%
Dependency

56%
Change averse

76%
Cautiousness

50%
Individuality

56%
Sexuality

36%
Peter pan complex

90%
Physical security

63%
Physical fitness

10%
Histrionic

56%
Paranoia

50%
Vanity

76%
Hypersensitivity

90%
Female cliche

56%


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Saturday, July 01, 2006
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I love Cold Soba noddles ! Eaten 5 packes as of todae. And its Cheap! $1.80 / pack. Its a Great breakfast/brunch/lunch/trunch/dinner/supper !! Dippin the noddles in the cold soy sauce based soup mixed with sesame seeds and Scallions and of cos Wasssssabi, and slurping up the noddles...... oh my JamineOliverCantDoAnyBetter, its simply .....................................orgasmic.

GOne out to get more Soba Noodles! SLurp!


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