3schools i went to:

PcPs, AISS, CHEC

3 Things in my handbag:

hummmmm conceler, eyeliner, Eye shadow ...

3 Things i do when i'm stress:

Smoke + EAT + SLEEP

3 places i go on a daily basis:

MY ROOM, LALA LAND and My KItchen

"4" favourite fruits:

MaNGo + Green Apple + Pine apple
3 names i go by:

Butch + JAnice + Fat boy slim

3 of my favourite food:

KFC + KFC + KFC

3 things i'm wearing now:

MY BOXER + My Sch Uniform + Sch PAnts

Who is in the house with me:

MY Dog + CAT + BOggie Man

Who i'm thinking of right now:

conel KFC ... Seriously!

Who did i seat with during my 5th period in class:

We don hav fifth period cos we hav it till the 4th period only. If we hav it, u bet i will b sitting with either lian hui boonhow Gerard

Who did i last talk to on the phone?

The Mcd Delivery Operater! hahahaha

Who was the last person i utter the "love" to?

My Bitch! .... cookie of cos

Who do i wish i am right now?

at KFC

Who gets on my nerve most in

Nobody i guess ...

Where is my phone?

Lost it at home ... hahaha

Where do i sleep?

on ma bed la deh !

Where is the place i took a ride to?

24 from the airport to school

What is the last thing i ate?

Chucky Kit Kat White

What colour shirt i am wearing now?

Blue school shirt.

What is the closest item to me that is blue?

My shirt ?

What do i like most about school?

My Fun Loving Sometime Crazy Peers

What is my favourite colour?

YELLOW! Yellow Yellow dirty Fellow

What do i wear most often?

Jeans

What was the last movie i watched?

Slither! SO NICE !! CANT GET Enough of it


When did i start school?

1991 ?

When did i last go to the mall?

last Mondae. Went to PS

When did i last burn something?

bout 15mins ago .. i burned a ciggie

blogger to do this:

BLoggers who happen to drop by here !!!!
GOGOGGO !!

TIme check: 1.10am

Time check was bought to you by "Bootleg Battelfield 2"

"Cant Farking install u farking piece of shit!! ARRGHHHHHHHHH"

Do you really want to hurt me?
Do you really want to make me cry?

Listening to Culture club's "Do you really want to hurt me."
yes. Its the band with then gay Boy Geroge innit
I tink boy geroge is unber Kewl ! He is so Rad.
The song is disco retro ! haha
Hey! its in the era that i was born!

Juz woke up not long ago, about 20mins ago.
Hungry. Hungry. Hunry.Tink i'm calling my saviour (MCDONALDS Delivery Service) for some
Hot delicious fattening food ! Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm BIg mac !! hahaa
I'm so lazy to walk down to the 24 hr le koffe shop to buy them food
its so Far.

hahah i ordered already! $12.40
hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
and delievery time is oni 1/2hour ! FAST ! Previous was an 1hr.
ok got to go
byeeeeeeeeee!
see u folks

I'm working after all

Tml at TRU at Tam pines Mall.

sms Conversation:

Chris : How was work today ? Good?

Me: ? HUH? nobody contacted me bout tis weekend, i msged u yesterdae but did not reply me. haha

Chris: OH NO! I Cant Believe i've forgotten to tell you !

Chris: Tml Your Last Working day is at tampines TRU

Me : Oh ok thnks :)

thank gawd he sms me if not i will not earn anyting

Ok time to find a new job if not i will rot to death in the coming weeks cos in 2 weeks, its my HOLIDAY !!!

ok i shall be a rent boy

my rates is $500

ok my eyes are tired now

see u tml if u are dropping by

cheers!

Robbie will.i.am is coming to singapore.

I want to go for his CLose Encounter!!!

His ticket are sold out within HOURS !

Let say England for an example,

his show, 5 of them each with a sitting capacity of 35 000, was SOLD OUT with HOURS !!

So he must be hot!

$100/head for Free Standing infornt of the stage.

I believe its the MOSH PIT!! Body Surfing and all !

Tickets are still on sale now.

Wanna Go ? Dun hesitate to contact me.

Did you guys watch the Music Video for Gnarls barkley's Crazy ?

I tink its so rad.

Very artsy fartsy dun you think.

"arhhhhhhhh CHOOOO" X 10 !

Was sneezing like 10 times in row.

oh man ... who is missing me so badly??? :)

aniway

The time now is 8.13pm

Time check is bought to you by Pepsi Limited Edition Gold

"Its look like piss but it aint pisss, its PEPSI !"

hahaha

Got to go guys.

See u around later if i'm hav not breath my last.

The time now is 9.33am

Time check is bought to you by Kentucy Fried Chicken.

"Ogasmically Finger licking Good"

haha

Its a saturdae.

normally i shuld b sleeping my ass away at tis ungodly hours.

Woke up at 10pm last nite

Cos i slp at 2pm yesterdae afternoon.

so i was wide awake since last nite.

Eat Ate Eaten food

Watch Watching Watched Tv

Thats what i'm being doing the whole of last nite.

Was watching Ray charles re-run on HBO

Its was GOOD!

So good that i dun mine watching it again and again and again and again + Infiniti + 1

Its amazing to see how a blind dude able to be the most beloved artist of all time.

so Here i am with all of my body parts functioning well,

ok mabe except my brain,

doing nuthing with my life

except eat shit and sleep and thats it.

*YAWN* I'm so bored with myself.

I wanna do Dancing. Reggae!!

but am afraid that innocent people will get nauseated by my wobbling fats

I want to do Play the guitar but am to farking lazing to basically to go for guitar class and practise

I want to be a Fashion Model but to am Poor to afford Major Plastic Surgery.

NO $$ for Liposculpture aka Liposuction !!

NO $$ for Tummy Tuck !!

I want to remove all Fats on my body.

I want a sharper feature on my face.

Remove that cute face of mine. I want a Manly Face. Not a half butch half Bitch face. No baby fats in the face area.

A sexy Tan !

A more broader shoulder and a lean mean body with a killer six pack. Mwhahaha !

And mabe i shall go oversea for a Height-Increase Surgery. All male model are sky high you know.

hahahah i'm going crazy.

I want to be Air steward but again, i am to poor to afford major plastic surgery. If i can be a model, i can easily b e air steward.

It is a High Flying Career. (Pun INtended)

Free Travelling !! mwahahahaha !!

ok i shall change topic now if not i will start having a pity party here and plunge myself into Deep Deep Depression and kill myself eventually. hahahaha

ok i also watch this movie, i tink its hostage? stars matt perry and bruce "willy".

It was Funny! Loads of Sudden twist.!! Bruce "willy" is GREAT!!

I LOVE MAD TV!! Cant get Enough of it.

Go to You Tube >>> Search "MAD TV QVC" >>> Watch all three of them >>> Laugh OUT LOUD !!

hahah these are by far my favorite mad tv skit of all time. I basically watch it 20 times over! haha No kidding!!

Aint working todae cos hasbro did not call me. Guess i'm sack after all.

there goes my $500 shopping spree.

So i'm pretty much avaliable todae and tomolo. did not have any plans yet.

Again, I'm such a boring fark!

hahahaha

ok thats all for now.

See u around peeep if i'm still alive after all. :)

HEY! I Reach school at 8am !!

FUCK! The first time since the last two semester.

Good or bad omen ?

haha

Hasbro again did'nt call me up.

do they really want me to work or not?

keep me hanging in the dark.

Gonna msg chris from hasbro later.

Yawn.

Did not sleep since last nite 7pm

Thats y i'm able to reach sch at such ungodly hours.

hahaha

Gonna get a bucket of Kentucy Fried Chicken later

yay!

comfort food !

haha

gonna rush home and stuff my fat face with chicken skins and fats ...

hmmmmmmmmmmmm crispy skin!

mmmm tender chicken

mmm Creamy coleslaw

mmmmmmmmmm whip potatoe

mmmmmm fizzy Pepsi or Rootbeer

ooooooooooooooooooooo i'm almost having a kfc orgasm now.

hahaha Cant wait!

I'm such a Pig

In class doing the TradeNet thingie...

doing Goods Declaration

sooo mutherfarking boring.

I want to go home and sleeep!

Fuck school !

Dun feel like calling hasbro

dun feel like working tis week

i so exhausted emotionally and physically and spiritually and mentally and

haha

ok i so fucking ass tired now.

eye lid feels so heavy

constant yawning

slow to move

slow to think

going home is all i can think off

ok i got to go

bye

see if you again if i'm alive

HEY! I Reach school at 8am !!

FUCK! The first time since the last two semester.

Good or bad omen ?

haha

Hasbro again did'nt call me up.

do they really want me to work or not?

keep me hanging in the dark.

Gonna msg chris from hasbro later.

Yawn.

Did not sleep since last nite 7pm

Thats y i'm able to reach sch at such ungodly hours.

hahaha

Gonna get a bucket of Kentucy Fried Chicken later

yay!

comfort food !

haha

gonna rush home and stuff my fat face with chicken skins and fats ...

hmmmmmmmmmmmm crispy skin!

mmmm tender chicken

mmm Creamy coleslaw

mmmmmmmmmm whip potatoe

mmmmmm fizzy Pepsi or Rootbeer

ooooooooooooooooooooo i'm almost having a kfc orgasm now.

hahaha Cant wait!

I'm such a Pig

In class doing the TradeNet thingie...

doing Goods Declaration

sooo mutherfarking boring.

I want to go home and sleeep!

Fuck school !

Dun feel like calling hasbro

dun feel like working tis week

i so exhausted emotionally and physically and spiritually and mentally and

haha

ok i so fucking ass tired now.

eye lid feels so heavy

constant yawning

slow to move

slow to think

going home is all i can think off

ok i got to go

bye

see if you again if i'm alive

juz came back home. Time check: 2.01am

Time check was brought to u by Playdoh! " Farking gimme me my playdoh pls before i bust a nut!"

Was working at Centrepoint Robinson todae till tml

6 more sets to sell b4 i can shout at the kids: "FUCK OFF ! SOLD OUT!"

hahahah i'm mean

Kids are a pain in the ass !

Some kids that i met during work are so spoiled

remind me of myself hahaha

they snatch the toys when others was still playing with it!

and parent can stand there and do nothing.

i noe that they are your flesh and blood but if you don't chastise ur child for behaving badly,

You are cultivating their bad habit.

It tells them that its ok to do that!

Spare the rod Spoil the child la

Only a handful know how to wait their turn and give others a try.

was watching over 6 kids at one go.

it was HELL !

Everybody wants to play but nobody wants to wait their turn.

everytime the Compound (playdoh) is extruded out form the head of the Toy.

All kids starts snatching the Compound.

madness !

i had to confiscate all the tools from them so that 1 child can actually cut the hair before the hair was pulled away by the other kids.

6 more setsto go !

HAHAHA !

hooray for me !

do drop by to say hi if u are in the area

ok i got to go

eyes lids feels so heavy

cant hold on anymore

need sleep !

bye!

see u again if i'm still alive after all

Somehow I feel contented

must b the sweet sweet KFC

nobody does chicken like kfc

yumyum

my dog is like drooling at me when i'm eating

paws licking good too

paris hilton's Stars Are blind

is so SEXY!

She kinda sounds like Gwen Stafani don't cha Think ?

hahahah

love it !

Teddy Geiger's For you i will (confidence)

Simply loving it now !!

hahaha

Cut my hair todae

at Cross Hair

its not what i expected.

To mee its UGLY

sorry friendly stylist Joe

haha u aint got no alibi

the hairstyle u cut for me is UGLY

hey hey its UGLY!

hahaha ok i'm being such a pussy.

its quite nice actually.

haha

Hasbro haven call me back regarding tis week

am i sacked ??

hahaha

i need the $$$

how's sch?

BORING.

ok la

The people there makes up for it

haha

but still, its so mutherfarking boring

pardon my vulgarities

haha : )

Cracking Yo MaMa Jokes with melo now on msn

hahaha

Yo mama's so old, she called the cops when David and Goliath started to fight.

hahahah!

Yo mama's so old, she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook.

Yo mama's so old, when she reads the bible she reminisces.

hahahahah !

Dani California by RHCP is not bad

listening to it now

Love their Album name.

"Stadium Arcadium"

haha

ok got to go

see u around my friend !

till we meet again!

If i'm still somehow alive !

:)

been some time since i've updated ...

y ?

Cos i so mutherfuckinglazytofuckingupdate.

so

sue me.

haha

ok .

work suck

i noe.

stupid kids.

snatching playdoh from me.

grrr.

i will one day stuff them playdoh in their mouth of theirs

GSS is on now

no $$$$ to shop

so sad and depress

hope pay comes b4 20th july

wanna go shopping badly

and get drunk badly

haha

KFC Buddy Meal $9.95

4 mutherfuckingdelicious pieces of chiken + 2 whip + 2 col + 2 drink

yum yum

God Bless KFC!

hahah

i'm such a glutton

i'm so sick now

caught the flu that is going around.

thank god for Febs Cold Relif Tablets with Vitamin C

Making me feel so much better now.

Going to cut my hair soon.

going to cut it very short.

dun wanna look like a butch no more

I have proof that i realli look like a butch.

that is juz so sad.

haha boo hoo !

thats all for now

bye

see u around

if i'm still alive.

:)