Saturday, April 29, 2006
rumbling


erm ....... Woke up at 12.37pm!!! ha! Praise the Lord, GO buy 4D or TOTO or DO that thing u want to do COs ITs a Sign From GOD. CRAP! Its been a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
Time since i woken up at such hours.

SO wad i did these past few days.... what i did ? OH YAH! Went to make my Ezlink ... got there and they said i need a photot ... urrgh! so went and take photo ... waited 15mins for it then went to make the ez link, waited 20mins! Then i warded off to Nee ann poly to fufill my secret poly life that i always tout of having since i'm an kid. Nobody knew i was living a double life. I been attending courses in nee ann secretly.

Ok i gone there to visit my friend Mel. Waited for her lesson to end in the lib. So many people. So i slack at the teevee corner watching discovery Travel and Living's " GREAT CASTLE OF ENGLAND" ! HOW INTERESTING!! I swear i saw death creep up on me while I was watching cos death knew i would die from boredom !

so i took out a reader digest and read it ... it was SO much better then wads on television, a line that i though i will never ever have to say. TV IS Gawd !!! Praise SONY!

ok after that went around parkway to eat and hang with her sisters. Fun Bunch of people to hang with.

Yesterdae, I went to sch for the some fengshan forum. It was like wad nina said in her blog, inspiring !! very motivating! Like a Church Sermon. haha So this Guy, dun wanna name names cos later i juz might get my fat ass sued, Went up and ask question to the panel, the way he ask his question is SO M.F Confusing and the panel had a hard time answering him. i doubt he himself know what he is asking about. Its like he want to like show to us Ite that he is verbal and eloquent. thats my 2cent. shssssss the guy is from our course.

Ok after that, went to the lil reception and eat. the food was alrite la. then went to the meeting for the milo thingie. Stooooooooooopid milo, gave me a super tight shirt. It says XL but it feels like a M to me. Gonna look Ultra Sexy that day. EYE CANDY for the MIddle Age Anunty !! HAHA. so i spent some time streaching it but i still feels tight .. dang! I need a corset! or a Major Liposuction later. A quckie liposuctionie to removie the fatsie of my bodysie.

After the meeting, went to buy bubble tea to quench my thirst. was sooooooooooo thirsty. then off to expo. To meet up with mel brothers and sis. poor clau got to attend church hahaha. Off the the airport for some poppey. Great stuff there! then back to church meet the rest. Then off to TPY. Mel and her sister, Claudia bought their beaute stuff while i bought mine. SOme eye lineer, consealer, eye shadow .......! I'm a drag Queen by nite.

NO I'M NOT! bought my MANLY MAN Gillet Razor and a MANLY Can of MANly Shaving Cream FOr a CLean MANLY SHAVE. I so MANLY! hahaha !!

ok thats all for now. Feeling like going to buy stuff and cook. The nancy lam Hokkien mee recipe looks so tempting and dead ez to follow. Will see how ... Chaos !


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Wednesday, April 26, 2006
Finally a Updae y'all


hey hey hey ! I'm not like dead. juz lazy. The whole process of logging in and bloggin bout ma shitty life juz feels very laze to me. Is that even a word ? Laze ? Annieway,

Nuthing realli up in ma shitty life. Things are so so. Waiting for sch to start. Not wrking no more or at least right now. Regina, my boss @ hasbro haven realli called me to wrk now.... Sumtings up.

Movie critic for a day:

SO i'm juz lazing at home watching teevee. Can like watch it for 24hr straight. Watch 3 movies on hbo todae. 1st was the matthew perry thingie, where he teaches in worst class in the sch and guess u noe it too, the class got the highest score in the state exam in the country. very classic the plot. Bad class meet teacher = Best class. I give the movie 4 unpop popcorn kernal out of 5.

The next was "Real Woman has Curves". Bout this gurl discover tat real woman are fat. There is one part at the garment factory where the 4 fat girls took of their clothes and started comparing streach marks. The only person who did not took off her clothes was the mother. She was dissing her own daugher, saying her as FAT and FAT and FAT FAT FAT. She herself was FAT.
I give this Movie 3 Unpop PopCorn Kernal /5. The part i love was how the mother can discover how her daughter was de-virginalise(losing one's virgin) by feeling. haha.

Daughter : " Who Cares bout Wad people thing about wads between my legs"
Mother : *SLAP DAUGHTER*

And how the Mother keep asking for the daughter attention cos she thinks she pregnant becos she miss her period for 3mnths but actual fact, she's having her menopaus. Funny Stuff.


And the last was " Little Black Book". Bout this chick discover that her current boyfriend, derick, is seeing 3 other girls behing her back and her "friend", Who help her in discovering it, exploited her by airing her lil Discover on the Show she was producing for. Total backstab at its best. Wad a Bitch! It comedy + Romance + Dumb Model + Cute Dog name Bob + Backstabb at its best.
I give this Movie 4 unpop popcorn kernal/5

Suppose to catch my Grey attnomy but decided to watch that movie instead cos star movies gonna air it between 2-3pm later. yay! Sandra OH is HOT.

oh, I was watchin Oprah on StarWorld the other day. Its bout time Channel5 brought in Oprah!.
She was talking bout Woman or People with Secret life. And one of the guest on the show has addiction to steal things in stores. She will like steal things even thou she got the $$ to pay for it. She says its the adrenline rush she gets while stealing and the sense of accomplishment and sastifaction she gets after each sucessful attempt. She been Shoplift for 20 years. WOW. And it started becos there this one time she went to a departmental store with her kids and she gave one of the kids a toy to hold from the store and brought it out of the store without paying for it. And since then, its snowball to what she was today.

So after watching it, i went to my second home, 7-11 ( i've been there almost everyday or every other day, practically feels like a family there), bought 2 cans of CokeLite for $1.50! CHEAP!! And 2 dounut. The cashier mistook my 2 dounut for 1 and charge me $1 less. So i decided to keep quiet bout it. And To b frank, it did felt a sense of accomplishment and a lil of the adrenline rush especially went she was ringing up the items. Haha I'm a lil Thief. Who knows, I may b on Oprah someday or even worst!, CRIME WATCH!!

oh, I went to CHC Easter Expericence thingie. Feels Great to b back in church after such a long time. Saw some Familar faces, people like Althea, Matthew, Joshua. The Show was Great but during the preaching part, me and mel was like talking away. She was Drawing away. haha
After that, went down to Work. SO BORED. The people at taka was not friendly at all. Thou they do smile at you and all. Wads Friendly? can Someone tell me pls.

Oh Went to the Entreprenure Club Chalet. Felt like our own chalet cos most of them there are from LD. It was FUN. Great People to hang out with. Got some pictures but am very lazy to post them ...................... OKOK ! I shall gather all my energy and Post 1 photo. URRGH!















Us on Changi Beach to see the Sunrise. Lost my Ezlink at the chalet too. Nina i lost a part of us there. I left my Ezlink while she left part of her Skin there. Grosss. She felt and part of her skin on her kneee tore off. Grossssssssssssssss !!

Some Day later after the Chalet, Went SheeSha-ing with the Populars + Cheryl (mel's 1 2 Step Sister). Fun. Smoking, Eating, Gambling, Laughing, Bitching haha.


I CANT WAIT FOR MY PAY CHECK! I seriously Need to revamp my wardorbe. INEED OF NEW GEAR!! Cant wait to go Shopping onces again. I want to get NEW SHOE, proberly Vans or Nike, NEW Top, NEW BOTTOM, NEW ACCESSIORIES, NEW HAIR TOO!!

Okok, SHall blog till her. Till we meet again fellow readers if theres any.


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Tuesday, April 11, 2006
its the holi holday.


holiday are bored. So bored.

my telemarketing agent did not call me back. said he would like call me in 1 or 2 days time. Been 1 week already. Arsehole. Guess i did not get the job then.

Wrking in hasbro is getting very tiring. Tis weekend wrking at one of taka departmental store. Seiyu ?? haha dunno wads the name ... need to transport the freegifts+demo set+ reb box(my demo table). Taking Cab. No way i am gonna carry those stuff on the train.

Note to self: 1. Stand-by $50 for Taxi fare to (sat) and Fro(Sun).
2. Stand-by $20 juz incase for deposit for badge.

Stupid red box cum table. So soft. had a hard time demostrating the playdoh set. My playdoh demo set once flew of the table cos it was so solf that when i depress the ice-cream extruder, the box depress too, thus the force of my depression flunk the demo set off the table and came crashing on the floor. No body was injured or killed.

and i'm doing this because of the pay.

bored.

had to distract the kids juz to go for break. The time was 3pm and i am want to go for my break but there are 6 kids playing with my demoset. Told them to come back later cos i want to eat, and they simply juz ingnored me. So i ask another promoter there to distract the kids with his remote control cracked car. He used his car and ramp some of the kids and it sort of work. 2 went off to play with the remote control car. SO left with 4. hhahaha so eventually went off for my well deserve lunch.

hahaha. Wrking there was ok. Time past was way faster then the time i was at OG somerset. Good Company makes all the different.

So i cut my hair on fri. Love it. My mom was like " Y U GO AND CUT LIKE DAT. U SO OLD ALREADY SHULD KNOW HOW TO THINK. HOW CAN U GO CUT LIKE THAT. BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH.

Apprently, i cut my hair in a way got her bitching. My to sides was shaved with a shaver until the back, leaving a tail. It look very not decent. Wanted to say Ah beng but hey! I got better hair then ah bengs. ok, i'm praising myself.

All that for $22. Studio Director's Student wash and cut at SuperCut. Going there again at month end.

Fell in love with Foster home for Imaginery friends. I LOVE BLOO !! HE IS SO FREAKING CUTE !!!!!!! AND FUNNY TOO !! hahahaha That bird tree plane thingie ... hahahahaha !! QUAK QWAK QWAK !!! hahaha Thank god for Cartoon Network if not, life would b one fark ass boring shit hole.

k i'm outta here. cheers


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Tuesday, April 04, 2006
ok i 'm back guys


ok i back after for not blogging for lik so long. I not a faithful blogger but i hope u guys are Faithful readers thou. Reason Y i'm away ?

well

Cos i'm was busy being a Lazy Fat-ass Fatty Fatty Fat Fat Tard.

ya .. so lets recap wad happen last week in my F.boring Live.

Last Monday, Had Exam on that day, FDM paper. Not to hard not to easy. Can pass but not score high.

Last Tuesdae, Slpt at home till like wad 3pm ?? then was busy habboing and stuff... did not realli stardy for HRA paper.

Last Wenesdae, HRA paper. F.HARD !!! WTH !! DUn tink i can pass cos i was like writting Shit on my exam script.

Last Thursdae, woke up at 9pm. Played Com + TV + Stuffing face with nutritious wholesome food. Started stardying at oni 4.30am(fridae morning) !!! i'M SO SCREWED ! OH YA ! I BLOG BOUT TIS B4.

last Friday, WIM paper. Cant pass but cant score well. Found out that one of the question, "state the benefit of public warehousing.", was answered completely WORNG. I was like so confident in my answer...oh well.

Last Saturday. WORKING !! working at OG Albert. Promoting PlayDoh!'S sUNDAE AND SPLITS SET. SO BORIng ! I Hate KIDS !! KIDS ARE EVIL !! THEY SNATCH PLAYDOH W/o ASKING, FIght to get their way, Always want their way !! fighting crying SCREAMING !!! Hell no ! I aint wan kids. !! well thats y there are kids ....

its ok for a kid to playdoh with me for like 1.5 hours stright but for a 40 year woman ??? hahah well it happened. this mother and child was playing playdoh with me ....and yes, The mother was PLAYING not watching...deprive childhood ..... haha and its true. they dun hav playdoh in the early 70 or 90's ! Working was ok. People was friendly, KIds are a nightmare, Staff at OG made me feel welcome. Helping me to put up the sandy and taking the stock from the storeroom. but $20 deposit for name tag and barcode time card !!! thank god it was $20 !!

last Sunday. WORKING !! Same place same little devil minions !! pesty kids. Saying "kor kor got big harry brest and armpits and blah blah blah" ! F**K U KID !! was so like piss with the little punks that i kept threatening with " U EITHER STOP IT OR I STUFF THIS LUMP OF PLAYDOH UP UR ASS, SO DEEP THAT U ACTUALLY TAST IT IN UR MOUTH !!!!" hahaha ok it was more like " Stop it or i ban u from playing ..." and it work!! I like use the quote like countless times cos it actually work !! finally ! I HAVE POWER !!!! KIDS WILL BOW DOWN TO PLAYDOH MAN !! MWAHAHAHAHA !!!

Monday (Yesterdae), Went to sentosa with a bunch of my classmate. Many did not turn up. giving last min excuse and all but we did still have fun. hahahah they missed out on it. So fun. The sun the sand and the bitches .... oppps i mean beaches! hahaha

Tuesdae ( TODAE), Went interviewing for telemarketing job with gwen. i tink we will get the job but the thing is WHEN !! $7 / HR, 5 days per week, 7pm-10pm ! sounds good to me! cant wait to start work. Gonna work for it even after the holidays .....!! hehehhe !!


oK TATS ALL ! Enjoy my fellow readers !! cheers ! PLS TAG SO I KNOW WHO IS READING AND WHO IS NOT !!! cheers !


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