ERm hi again. its PAY DAY!!!

Mwhahaha. Time to clear the debts that i owe...... one word... FUCK!

Went out with my melody to hereeen for some japanese food. Was somehow craving for Jap food......

Ordered ALOT of food. $68 worth.

We had:

Soba noodles
Jap Fish n chips
Terriyaki Ribs
pork katsu curry rice
Salmon n onion egg thingie

Yummmy. Wanted to haf some sushi tooo but i'm on diet...


gone r the nites of silly impulse drunkeness at clubs.

Was suppose to go to Butter Factory but got cancelled at the last min. I was sick and ...

Met up at YISHUN with the usual suspect ... naihao .. brendan .. and "handsome" kuankim..

Help bendan wash his car ....
Went to changi to see bapok
Went to changi airport to eat Wangs Cafe....

The laksa at Wang's cafe is .............. not Wank-able. in another word, its not NICE bitch!

Erm ... loss my camp pass. Kinda sad/worried ova it. Dunno how many extras duties i would get ...... 32545325452342359 ???, add to that the verbal fucking i would get from my commanders ........ FUCK! Im praying to GOD, hoping for a divine intervention.

GOD ! PLSSSSsssss.....

I noe you still love me .... hehe


erm.... yup.

Camp suck.

LIKE OMG! IM BACK!!!!


yeah! I SO sorry if i've been Missing all this time.... aniway, i've decided to revive this blog again cos MANY of my FANs are lik " JASON! WHEN U GONNA BLOG AGAIN? ITS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!! " ...........................


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hahah i lied. its only A FAN! and its MELODY.......DUH!


hahaha. ok. I shall start my first post in 2009 by talking about 2008. i tink it only seem proper that i start off a new adventure in 2009 by blabbing about 2008!.
Let say its sort of a After action review for the next yr ahead.... hehe



ok here goes:


2008 was one hell of a year. It was a good year in fact. A year where i really embrace FUN!
IT WAS The year i gave MY VIRGIN to .................................
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ZOUK OUT 08!,

Finally went to Zouk out after so many years of wanting to go for it but cant find the people toogo wif ..... YAY! IT WAS AWESOME! Melody loss it also. haha NEXT YR ZOUK OUT, Im gonna BYOB! (Bring your own BOOZE)

It was the year i realli learned how to play a song on my guitar. I mastered "with or without you" by u2 after playing in for lik 4 - 5 mnths ? Cant sing thou....

I Dressed up for helloween 08! it was FUN!

I WOn many contest!
( Hp mini portable hard drive, $500 sf benefits make up, $50 food voucher, Movies tickets, party invites....)


I lost weight ...... current weight is 72-74 kg! YAY!

I ran my 2.4km in 09.43! IT WAS A BITCH! TIRING AS HELL! MY GOD!

It was also the year that i was crushed emotionally by a crush. Kept me in a loop thinking that it might or could happen when infact, it WON'T! SHall say its ur Loss BITCH! I'm moving on!

It was the year that i ran my my furthest distants ( 12km )

It was the year that i discover i got a spending problem.... hahahah OK! I KNOW HAD THAT SPENDING PROBLEM ALWYAS!
Juz that i ADMIT IT NOW OK! First step to rehad is admitting that u have a problem and you need help!

Well, U can help if got $$$ to spare ....


It was the year that i did'nt make a mark in life .... DAMMM!

I did'nt accomplished anithing except my 2.4km run?

Did not get laid.... still a virgin as usual ...

ya ..... come to think of it, 2008 was nuthing great! Juz that i spent more, partied more, drunk more, smoke more, ran faster ..... dammmmmmmm!

2008! was a BITCH! boo! You whore!

O'rite! 2009 shall be a GREAT YEAR THEN!
2009 shall be a brand new start! I shall Quit smoking! quit drinking! Quit partying!! Yup! its about time i stop all this party life style of mine! I need to start living a healthy lifestyle!! Cheers for 2009! May it a a bitch-er then 08!
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YAR RIGHT! I MIGHT AS WELL GO BE A NUN THEN!

(I'm still qualified to be 1 cos i'm still a virgin!) hahahhaha.

Hi !

its been like fucking long since i've updated.

here goes.


Posted to Combat medic! Shiok!

Getting used to the mundane army shit. Been streach to the limit everydae. Y ? cos waking up at 5.30am is almost a taboo in my civilian life, n to wake up at such un godly hour everydae is pain in my fat butt cheeks.

God! I hate Reville timing. Such a BITCH!


Ok n also that dreaded iv u guys hear medic do.... its not as bad as it seems if only UR BUDDY DOES NOT DIG UR FLESH WITH THE NEEDLE IF HE CANT FIND UR FUCKING VEIN! digging one's flesh wif the needle to find the vein hurts like a fat bitch.


sorry to u guys if i'm like mia or sumting. many apologies ... not free u c!


k i'll got to book in alreadi

c ya on wenesdae nite!

Thank god tis week no IV!!!

juz came back from a movie. Turistas@ 11.55pm. Finish around 01.40am

How was it ? IT was Realli Good! not orgasmic thou. But GOOD

U guys should watch it Real Soon. When i first saw the trailer on Comedy Central channel on TVuplayer, i said to myself : "GO FUCKING WATCH IT"!

do hav a Big meal before going cos u end up feeling hungry during the show. Its somehow makes me realli hungry. :) !

oh yah. for those who's hobbies is looking at boobies, this show got some nice goodies.

after tat went to eat then home.

Yesterdae night went to DXO. Urregh! Music suck, drinking free flow drinks meant for ladies, Awesome! its not Cheapo mind u! its juz being SmarT!

ok i'm bored from blogging. bye!

I am SO BORED AT Home ROTING My FAT Ass Away.
I neeed a job badly! Cant stand it!!

Responded to a job ad in todae's classified.
"Promoter needed @ orchard for educational Board Games"
Sounds fun and slack job. Could'nt be any different from Hasbro i tink.
They better pay we good! Good Talent like me is hard to come by. hahahahahah AS IF.

Was told to SMS ma Name to her Handphone and she will call me back. * Finger, Toes, Cat's Paws, Dog's Paw Crossed!* SHE BETTER CALL ME BACK!!!

Went Running last night at 3am. hahahahaha yah! ur Jaws must be touching em floors while staring at your computer screen in disbelief. YES! I went Running. Don't usually run in the daylight. Daylight makes me look fatter. HAHAH wadever!

Ran about 1/3 the distants i used to run cos i'm w/o my MP3. I cant run wif a naked earhole. I need music to push me all the way.

After running, went to eat at le 24hr koffe shop at khatid. Ate halfway, got a really bad gastric pain. end up not eating any of the tom yum noddles i orderd. Even if i was not sick, I will not even finish em tom yum noodles! IT IS NOT YUM AT ALL!! IT shuld be TOM DISGUSTING!
The soup does not hav the OOMPH! Not Spicy at all.

Having trouble walking home. I felt Faint! seriously i felt light headed. I dunno why i'm having gastric pain? izzit because i woke up at 2am, ate a muffin JUST before running ?? I need to eat something cos the instruction on the magic pills says to eat the pill 1/2 before u eat.

So i got home and my stomache magically healed itself and i got Hungry again!
So I went to get a porridge or u prententious people prefer, CONGEE!! Pork flavored porridge.
Yummmy!
and also i grab a box of Oreo and a small pack of Milk for you know wad.

thats right! Is to pour it to my porridge !! I love Pork porridge wif milk added to it! Its SO much Creamier !
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for dipping my oreo in milk la.


Now, the time is 11.06am, She still have yet to call me back regarding the job. Fuck.

mabe later around noon gonna go down to mediacorp for my shoot. yes i'm becuming the next BIG thing to hit Channel 5. hahaha BIG is right!
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NO LA! i going to collect my Prize ( Gwem Stafani $100 Cd Hamper)

and later in the night, going to a friend band gig at a community centre. woooooo!


k bye!

Erm where should i start ?

oh! Let start wif my pay check from hasbro! YAY!!!

My pay was suppose to arrive on the 1 week of jan as Miss XXX from hasbro said that she need to consolidate all the promoters pay together.

ok understandable.

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3rd week of jan, i'm still waiting for my pay chk.
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4th week of jan, finally it came last Wenesdae!!!

ok. so i got the msg from miss XXX from hasbro to get the pay and said that my friend sister pay is in my pay cheque.

ALl things seems ok

went down to office at 3pm. She handed me the pay chk

SHE SAID,

i quote, " UR PAY IS $400, SO UR CPF CONTRIBUTION IS $80! SO UR PAY IS $320!" unquote.

the cheque was $599.

SO, $599-$320 = $279 for Melody's sister pay!

so i call my friend to confirm tell her what Miss XXX Said....

so i called her and she told me this.

My sister pay is $350 leh! So how come the cheque is only $599 where my pay is already $ 320 after CPF!

hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

so we called Miss XXX and asked her why?

she then called me back and Said that:

she used my account to calculate the days My friends sister worked. So that means that her pay will be in my pay check.

then she tell me that there is a CPF CONTRIBUTION!

WTF!!! How come there is a sudden cpf contribution when the past pay check does'nt!?

The 20% for the CPF is 20% for Both Pay COmbined!

WTF????

worst still, as it is under my account, that means that the 20% of the cheque goes to my cpf account!

so i must pay give back 20% of my friend sister pay as her 20% goes to my cpf Which is $70!

MIss XXX still can tell me to work out a Agreement! WHAT FUCKING AGREEMENT! THERE IS NO AGREEMENT TO WORK OUT!!!! IT SO obvious That i have to pay that $70 to My friend sister!! Would it be fair that she contribute 20% of her pay to MY cpf Account?

Miss XXX is a DUMB FUCK!

SO i am paying $150 to my CPF and taking home only a mere $250.
By right, my take home pay should be $400 asthere is no cpf contribution before!!


I told miss XXX to redo the payroll.

She said she cant and told me that she will giv me and extra $50 the next time i work wif her....

Whatt the fuck!? Paying $50 to be cool about it?

i did replied her "ok! btw i am free during march shuld u need people"

I dunno why i replied her that way but i fucking regret it.

What makes her think that i might work for her again? SHe can take that $50 dollars and stuff it up her stinky CUNT!, SO deep that she can Taste it in her mouth which by the way, has the taste of SPerm from bangaladashi worker.

I need the Money urgently and she fucking screw up my pay check and there is nuthing i can do about it....

FUCKING SLUT WHORE SPERM DUMPSTER ASS WIPE CUNT CHEE BYe BITCH!! FARK YOU!!!! seriously FUCK YOU BITCH!!! SKANK! HO! ARRRGHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I am fucking pisssssss!

can u blame me for being piss off ? ................................................................................

erm, din not go to wrk last fridae ... so that makes 3 days awol so far + 4 or 5 or 6 days of MCs.

hate attachement! I realli do! IT SO MUTHERFUCKING BORING. Asking me to pick orders all day.............. I AM SICK OF IT!

Seriously, i got no interest in Logistic! I think i made a wroing choice. Should stick wif my orginal plan to go to shatec for the hotel management course ... i farking paid the $50 admin fee but backed out the last min ............. fark!

I should had stardied hard in chec and go in tourism management or food science!! WRong choice!

now i'm going to finish my ite course and i'm bitching bout it ......... i want out!

Now i'm have no choice but to finish sumting i dislike! Logistic is not for me! soooo stresss!

i want to do tourism cos i enjoy customer service! i enjoy providing service front line ...........not picking order, storing order, cycle count, labeling .... arrrrrrrrrrrrgh! FUCK IT!


no point crying over spilled chocolate milk .... i shall just suck it up. I DON'T FEEL LIKE GOING TO WRK TOMOLO!!!!!!!!! I WANNA QUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK MY ITE CERT!

I shall quit and go NS

Come out and find a job i like or apply for hotel/tourism course .........................................

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no i won't. i still hate logistic thou.